I don't want an insulin pump. There. I said it.
Now don't get me wrong, I don't think MDI (multiple daily injections) is a perfect system, far from it - it's just that I don't think pumping is perfect either. Swapping a set of difficulties I have come to know and understand for a completely different set that I see pumpers experiencing (or not mentioning) doesn't entirely feel like the brave new world the pump-evangelists keep telling me it is.
I do know that pumping has demonstrable benefits for many diabetics. I do know that pumping is the current 'new and exciting' insulin therapy. Pumping is cool. But that's not enough for me. Not yet anyway.
For those who have no idea what I'm talking about, an insulin pump is a smallish electronic device, similar in size to a mobile phone but around twice as thick. Within it there is a reservoir of insulin attached to an 'infusion set' - a length of plastic tubing (cannula) connected to a longish needle (by MDI standards) surrounded by a big sticky pad. The pump itself often has some electronic wizardry built into it to help you work out how much insulin you might need for a meal. You fill the reservoir, prime the set, insert the needle and away you go. No more troublesome injections. Insulin at the push of a button. And no more need for different types of insulin either. The 'basal' delivery is taken care of by a programmable trickle of insulin. One type of insulin is all you need.
The ability to trickle is, I think, the pump's big win. In terms of insulin delivery they are incredibly subtle devices. Injection pens tend to come in 2 unit, 1 unit or half unit increments. With a pump you can specify increments of 1/40th of a unit, depending on the model. The onboard electronics also allow you to set up very finely-tuned basal (background) insulin delivery profiles. A little more here, a little less there. Carefully balanced to match what your body needs during a 24 hour period. By contrast one or two injections of long-acting insulin a day with an allegedly (though not genuinely) flat activity profile seems preposterously crude, even to me. Going to be a little more active tomorrow? Just reduce your pump's basal profile by 5-10%, or set up a temporary basal rate. Boluses for meals are similarly flexible. The onboard calculator will suggest a dose based on your estimate of carbs in the meal against whatever insulin ratio you have set for that time of day and however much 'active' insulin you have on board already. More in the mornings... less in the evenings... fractional adjustments 1.275u:10g rather than the generous rounding up and down that I go for to make the maths easy.
Alison from diabetes blog 'Shoot Up or Put Up' makes a very good case. Her HbA1c (a test to indicate overall control) has never looked better.
So, you say, this all sounds very marvellous. Why am I not banging the table demanding one? Why, when pumps were first suggested to me by a consultant something like 5 years ago did I start down my pump-averse road? Why am I being so bloomin stubborn?
Well I'm not sure I absolutely know myself to be honest. But,
I hear of pumpers who say they would never go back to MDI.
I hear of pumpers who go back to MDI.
I hear of pumpers whose HbA1c levels are utterly transformed
I hear of pumpers whose HbA1c's stay pretty much the same
I hear people on MDI who swing crazily from high to hypo being recommended pumps
I hear people on pumps who swing crazily from high to hypo
I hear of pumpers whose kinked infusion set sends their levels through the roof (one teenage boy hospitalised overnight with borderline DKA, many others seeing levels I have never reached on MDI)
I hear of pumpers complain of infected infusion sites seeping yellow pus (sorry about that)
I hear of pumpers dropping their pumps and/or snagging their cannulas on door handles (ouch)
I hear of pumpers who find the sticky pads intended to hold the infusion set in position keep falling off
As a pumper I'd still have to estimate the carbs in each meal (and I'd get it wrong just as often)
I'd still have to make a guess as to how much I'd been more (or less) active than usual in tweaking bolus doses
I'd still be affected (or not) by heat
I'd still have changes in my basal requirements that need to be evaluated and adjusted for
I'd still have to work out if my liver was up to any fun and games, dropping in a little surprise blood sugar to keep me on my toes
In addition to all this I'd have to be attached to it. All the time. 24 hours a day.
On MDI I can leave my diabetic gubbins on the table between doses. Walk around like a normal person, well almost. Not so on a pump. The trickle of insulin needs to keep coming. And if you temporarily take it off to nip into the shower, or whatever, then you need to put in an estimated correction dose when you reconnect. With a pump all your eggs are in one basket. And you need to keep that basket with you. Which brings me to...
You have to carry it somewhere. I only ever have things in the front pockets of jeans, can't abide sitting, or leaning on anything in a back pocket. Women pumpers clip to their bras (apparently), but for me I suppose it would have to be clipped to the waist band like an 80s style pager. I have visions of a pump yoyoing around my knees as I break into a run, late for another appointment.
Night time would be even worse I suspect. I'm what you might call an 'active' sleeper, in that I roll around quite a bit (steady on there). Ellen seems to have taken after me in this respect and has been known to tie a duvet in a knot inside the cover. Quite a skill I'm sure you'd agree, but all my rolling around is not really pump-friendly. I'm not sure what I'd do with a pump overnight... gaffer-tape it to my chest maybe?
Not dropping it when you are getting changed.... Trips to the gym and getting all hot and sweaty... Swimming... Attempting to squeeze into a wetsuit for some holiday surfing... Crawling about in awkward spaces for DIY purposes... Bedroom antics...
I am told that these things are not a problem. That after a week or so you don't even think about it, but they weigh surprisingly heavily on me whenever I consider the potentially life transforming benefits of a pump. They also seem to get mentioned when people explain their return to MDI.
And then there are CGMSs.
Many, but not all pumps come with an added box of tricks. A CGMS (Continuous Glucose Monitoring System). Without one I suspect my overall control might get a little better, but not much. But I am absolutely convinced that a CGMS would make an enormous difference to my control. The system involves placing a small sensor under the skin which communicates wirelessly with a monitor (sometimes integrated into the pump itself, sometimes a separate unit). The CGMS records glucose levels every 15 minutes or so. Rather than the blood plasma used in fingerstick tests, CGMS systems are measuring the glucose level in interstitial fluid, so the results lag 10 or 15 minutes behind 'actual' blood glucose levels. Users tend to continue to use traditional meters to calibrate the CGMS and check results a few times a day. Crucially though, because the monitoring is constant, you get not only an indicative one-off level, but almost as important, you get information about whether you are stable, or rising, or falling and at what rate. You can be alerted when you hit a predefined level and make a decision on what measures to take based on how quickly things are moving and in what direction.
No more correcting for hypos that never were. No more suddenly discovering you've massively spiked after a meal and have been in the teens for hours. Alarms that alert you if your levels drop at night. More information. All the time.
And because a CGMS is wireless, you can keep the device itself wherever is convenient. Bedside table, coat pocket. There's no piece of string joining you to it and getting tangled up on things.
Both pumps and CGMS are expensive therapies. The devices themselves and their durables (infusion sets, wireless sensors) are both costly. But so is any treatment for diabetic complications you could mention. I know of a number of pumpers in the UK who benefit from a CGMS as part of their pump but no one, NO ONE, who has a CGMS as part of MDI therapy. If you are lucky you might be able to borrow one for a few days. Probably one of the old skool ones which store the results and have to be 'downloaded' at the end of your allotted time for your Diabetic team to pore over. And this is despite the fact that 2003 research suggests that a CGMS is as effective in reducing HbA1c and numbers of hypos for MDI users as for pumpers:
We found no difference in low subcutaneous glucose frequency between the 2 treatment arms, nor between MDI and continuous subcutaneous insulin infusion users.And more recently from a 2008 study:
People of all ages - adults, teenagers, and children - who use CGM devices regularly (at least 6 days per week) can see positive results in managing their diabetes... Even people who already have their diabetes in control - meeting the recommended standards for long-term blood sugar tests - see improvements by using CGM devicesI don't know why it is that you can have 2 expensive treatment options (pump and CGMS combo) on the NHS, or just a pump, but not a CGMS on its own.
But I'm going to ask.